Zombie Haikus

Friday, July 11, 2008

I am a zombie.
Damn, my skin looks pasty now.
No more tan for me.

You thought you'd catch me,
Followed me into the fields.
Hah! Tripped you, sucka!

I feel you in me.
Your blood dripping from my lips.
Woah, indigestion.

Sounds of flesh ripping
Tearing, cracking, limb by limb.
Music to my ears.

Run away, fleshlings!
Zombies are coming for you!
Ha-ha, you're too slow!

Oozing guts on floor
What do you think you're doing?
Get in my stomach!

My howls ...of darkness
The screams of your.... hellish..... doom
run here comes.... the....ghoul!